You hate doing all this social media stuff, and that’s absolutely fine.

Website designs, logos, making your Instagram look nice, cropping your new poster so it fits in your Twitter header without cutting your face off, posting plugs for your gigs at the least annoying frequency, maintaing some kind of cohesive personal brand in amongst your 1am service station posts. We’ll do that.

It’s ridiculous that this service exists, but deep down you know you want it.

You can entrust us to blah blah your authentic unique comic voice etc etc

Basically we’ll do the posts you cba doing to keep your traffic up and hopefully sell your shit, so you can get back to the important business of writing jokes.

But you’ll just find another way to procrastinate….